My Father

• hates the movie Inception. He says it's too slow and boring. And it gave him an irritable headache.
• loves Beyonce. Always.
• gives my younger brother advice on how to be a better player for Call of Duty. "Hold the knife this way" "Use this gun" "Why you do this" "Why you do that" "YOU'RE TOO SLOW"
• likes to pose like Alan from The Hangover in all his pictures.
• likes my mom.
  
• spoils my mom.
• cooks for my mom.
• ditches us for my mom.
• loves my mom.
• is the BEST.