Things people don't care about

• your pet peeves.
  
• most of the dreams you had last night that you want to share the world.
• your petty problems.
• your pets.
• the foods you eat.
• the fact that you are bored.
• why you said FML.
• why you're mad
• why you're crying
• which city you're 'bound'
• the team you're cheering for.
• the majority of the things you post on Twitter/Facebook.

But if one can amuse people with the things that people don't care about, then kudos right?