Badass mthfcka: I think I'll grow to love them even if their heads turn out to be monstrously massive...
Acceptably-cool guy: What a relief...
Badass mthfcka: I mean I thought about it... If I grew to look passed your blimp-sized head and still be in love with you... I think I'll be crazy about our kids either way.
Acceptably-cool guy: I mean yeah you're right. But BABE, they're our kids, not pet hamsters!
Badass mthfkca: Pet hamsters? Those aren't cute. How about puppies. They'll be big-headed puppies. And I'll love them and make them lunches and sing to them and give them flattering haircuts that shrinks the appearance of their heads.
