Friday, July 30, 2010

2. Pizzas and Trains

The maliciously starving Ace started eating the cushions of the van and screaming like a beast in CG's ear, so to aid the situation, the 4 of us did a drive-by to Little Caesar's where we, at first, picked up one box of pizza and Mountain Dew. But after we got in the van, we looked at the box of pizza, and decided that we needed another box. So I ran, and bought another box.

Then, we drove off to the tracks in Warm Springs so we can finally eat. It felt like the longest, most famishing drive of our lives. Ace's van doesn't even have cushions anymore.


Shark!!


PICNIC








His sunburn from the Giant's game. His burn took the exact shape of his hair. Ace choked on her pizza 6 times when she saw this.


Yo bro,


My favorite person in the world


CUTE CUTE


Jarrad mfckn badass Rigg










GHOST


And THIS. Now, you can't tell but these trains are moving.
Here's the story; we were peacefully sitting on one of the trains, enjoying and wolfing down our pizzas when Jarrad exclaims that a train might be coming, due to the little circle of light getting brighter and brighter on the horizon. We waited and waited and decided to stay put and let the train pass as we would be next to it. We decided that it'll be an adventure! We were patient. But the train was slow, and as it approached us, it stopped, and a guy (or what we assumed was a guy) came out of the train with his flashlight. We were startled, and so we began packing up and leaving. I can't recall what happened next but, as we were leaving, we chose to crawl under one of the trains to get pass. Once we were all under it crawling, the train started to make sounds and move a little. This startled us, so we rushed ourselves out of the train, wiggling and panicking then darting away as fast as we could. Adrenaline rushing, our feet moving, we turned behind us and saw that the train was moving. As we caught our breaths, smiles and shakes, we realized that if delayed just by a few seconda, we would've been crushed and smeared all across the railroad tracks.
Near death experiences; ONE OF THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

ARCHIVE, FUCKERS (for Ace-like purposes)