happy butt day matthew scorsese
we, the idiots, violated an entire party
our one friend, the idiot, violated asses and tits at the party
my one friend, an idiot, took a power nap for an hour
my two friends, the idiots, decided to be the comeback
our one friend, the idiot, earned the vintage punishment of dick tats for passing out early
myself, an idiot, wrote 'idiot' on the back of the idiot's favorite shirt
my one friend, that idiot, got locked out of the house when everyone passed out
our birthday friend, that idiot, violated us in the morning by greeting us with his bulge
we, the idiots, had hungover breakfast burritos then violated the beach
just a bunch of fucking idiots being idiots
