i had this dream about attending a baby shower for a venus fly trap. it was open bar and i got down with every girl there. then they brought out the strippers and it suddenly became my birthday bash. i don't remember who brought them, but four girls danced around me as i sweat profusely. two of them were of average moves and face. one of them was a maney bitch with below average face. the last one was my girl and i'm pretty sure she fell in love with me. she broke my shit bad and i groaned in agonized infatuation. i wanted to take her home, but the venus fly trap began to die, and the party turned into a somber pre-funeral show. the strippers disappeared and everyone ignored the open bar. the fly trap gasped its final breath... then the fucking thing came back to life.
i'm really sorry about the dream sharing, after endlessly saying what a bore it is to do.
but here, get down to this
