Syzurp? Anyone?

I might have taken more Nyquil than needed. I spent last night stumbling around my room, fucking with my broken closet, trippin' on my clutter, and wishing I would just pass out. But I didn't and I felt an elephant's asscheeks pressed against my face. I woke up and the room spun. My door was bouncing up and down and I was cursing the gods. Today won't be like yesterday. And I thought I was consistent.