Friday, October 8, 2010

The Concept of Naming Inanimate Objects

Recent baptisms:
  • SLR Canon Rebel XS, given the name BUKOWSKI. Inspired by yesterday's book Ham On Rye by Charles Bukowski. I found it a funny book, even if the mousely modest part of me keeps asking, Who would want to be such an asshole?
  • Ipod classic that Mikal gave me over the summer, given the name ABSINTHE Inspired by Minus the Bear. Absinthe is a highly alcoholic beverage and addictive psychoactive drug; illegal in the U.S. and several other countries. Absinthe party anyone?
I need more stuff. So I could name them. FISHY EYE. I WANT MY FISHY EYE.

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