Electronic liferuiners

I just watched Vaggy uglycry through the reflection of her crashing laptop as I attempted to salvage it. One of the best uglycries I have seen in a while. Hats off to uglycrying. Now she's redoing her paper from scratch on my laptop while I sit here thinking about the last time I uglycried. Can't remember. Probably the last time I cried since all my cries are ugly. Hats off to bitches who can pull off a prettycry. That is something that 90% of the human population could never execute. Hats off to hats because without hats, beanies would probably have never existed. Hats off to beanies because beanies are good. Hats off. But I won't take my beanie off...