Sunday, April 11, 2010

Why Can't I...

Just wear white Vnecks everyday ...with out a bra. Because bras are stupid. And boy chests love Vnecks. And I love my boy chest.

And short shorts! I'd be happy this way.

Makes me realize how simple I am. Vnecks and short shorts. That's all I'd need in life. But no. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. I don't live the life of a cartoon show. Like Arthur. Who wears the same yellow sweater every episode. I CAN'T DO THAT.

If I wasn't so lazy man..

ARCHIVE, FUCKERS (for Ace-like purposes)