PMS

A list for today!

-I woke up this morning feeling like a roast beef sandwich. Tall white person snoring on my right neck and taller white person snoring on my left.

-Bag of Bagels morning

-Rumpyroo vicious at the park

-Cramp attack on Tay's bed

-Drive home from Pleasanton

-Empty afternoon

-Blew up Ian's phone

-Waited for Ian

-Impatience.

-Dying on bed

-Rod in my lady part

-Doorbell

-Knock on my door

-Two of my favorite faces; Ian and Fox

-With a bag of love: Mac and Cheese, Haagen Dazs Rocky Road, Naked Red Machine, and movies

-My day was perfect.

Best friend and boyfriend surprises, my FAVORITE surprises.