I'm tired of shitting.
The entire left side of my body smells like couch-butt and stale smoked weed. The right side smells like my sweet, sweet natural element.
Your loose jokes are inspired by the movie Mr. Mom, therefore your loose sense of humor is obvious and dry.
More than half of all my nights, I have no recollection of the shit I'd done and/or shit that occurred. Maybe that's why I can't write right.
I was informed that I punched a fella in the face the other night. That I wish I can remember.
Waterbeds inside bars make me focus on how much semen/vomit I must be sitting on. It smelled pungently like sugary semen slobber. Everywhere.
I saw a cute girl last night. But I'm a pussy so I'll always only see cute girls and never speak to them.
Must be a devil between us.
Dental dams. What is up with dental dams? Face condom.
"I will suffocate you with my asshole."
I really do love shitting.
