I bawled everywhere. Like a sick, ugly cry.
My money went to pizza after being daydrunk. Sausage.
Mikal finished Orange Is the New Black. She did it.
We never got a proper family picture. I just wanted a fucking family picture.
That scarf is mine.
Tomorrow is the twins' birthday. We're celebrating with burgers.
When I saw that video, I got a little sad. Sad sads. Mostly from the shattering of a very wishful thinking. "I'm happy for you baby, but I don't wanna know." I was only smitten.
Don't like using the word 'juxtapose.' But sometimes I have to. Mostly because I can be a pretentious fucking mountain.
I don't love you.
I mean it.
Outdoor living room. We are honeycombs. She is a robot. And those guys are only human. They can fuck themselves.
I once knew a guy my age. We were friends. But now he's forty and creepy and desperate and disappointing.
Gen and I went ham to Doin the Knife Fight AND 505. But she had too much malt liquor.
Tits. Everywhere. I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE TITS EVERYWHERE LATELY. And I KNOW I'm an ass man.
I WANNA RUPTURE
I WANNA RUPTURE
I WANNA RUPTURE YOUR JUGULAR.
Bonani.
David, Catherine, and Marita in the Garden of Eden (and their bugatti and bars and beaches and arranged infidelity).
He named his lizard Wild, and he's her babysitter.
There are so many things we didn't get to do.
Someone break my heart. Seriously. Make me swoon over you and then stomp on my shit mercilessly.
I learned I like being bossed around. I'm a submissive masochist. Push me. Choke me. Fucking hurt me. If you push my button enough, I'll fight back (because I ain't no little bitch).
What if I get fired?
We bought Drodan a tiny tiny tiny bottle of Jameson so he can feel like a giant.
Luke dreamt about brother Jake dying and he help the dude dispose of the body. And he cried.
"She's going to come back," said my mother, as her way of saying man the fuck up.
Sof is tryna wax my vagina. She prolly just tryna see my vagina. But I'm shy and I ain't no vaginal-exposure ho. Damn.
I was pretty pissed about it, but now I'm glad it happened. Otherwise today wouldn't have happened and I would've had to be an adult. We all would've. But I got to be a baby. A huge fucking infant.
i'm dizzy and i don't love you i mean it.
