Saturday, July 9, 2011

Boring Dreams

Ever since I have had my camera, I constantly dream of its destruction or loss. Every month or even 2 weeks, I dream that someone had destroyed my camera, or I had lost it at some crackin' party or that I dropped it in sand and it decided to say goodbye. I wake up anxious, kind of sweaty, frantic, and a hot mess.

This morning, I dreamt that I was on a roller coaster like helicopter thing and I was trying to take pictures while we were doing loops in the sky. You'd think I would lose my camera during one of those loops in that dream huh? Nope. It survived. I lost it after having an adventure at the airport with some friends. And when it was time to go home, we were on our way back to our plane, I turned around, and I realized I had left it at the food court. Someone had stolen it by the time I returned for it and I went home with the worst and ugliest upside down smile anyone could ever have. Oh Nietzsche... (the most pretentious name for a camera).

PS. I am on the hunt, making a list for the most pretentious names in the world, and I will use them to name anything and everything. Including the future children that my friends will have. My own personal names...

ARCHIVE, FUCKERS (for Ace-like purposes)