I just realized how relentlessly my homophobic grandmother insists every single one of my guy friends could end up with me. She's not having it man, and I want to set my house on fire.
Is it such a tough request not to be bothered? I wanna start a band and name us Upset. Just a bunch of upset people in an upset band pleading not to be bothered.
Still out of coffee. My day is off.
