You'd soak your toast in your drink then raise your glass to whatever was to be toasted for. That's what they used to do. Trillions of years ago. Tonight I made toasts to the mundane shit of my day, in pretense to their commemorative factors.
I'd like to make a toast for the beer and the wine and the cigarettes I purchased. And to the few week old left over beverages in my room to finish the job.
Cheers.
