Friday, January 24, 2014

death requests

When I die, I want to be buried with my headphones on, my ipod fully charged, with the album Disintegration playing on loop. Charge my ipod during the viewing and touch my cold, dead hand. I won't hear a eulogy because I'd be slappin so damn hard also I'd be dead so. If it's not open casket, stick me in a fucking laundry bin then. Before I get incinerated, make sure my ipod is still alive. Or if I change my mind and decide to be buried, make sure my ipod is still alive. Put charger in my pocket just in case. Make sure the volume is on max. If you say your goodbye to my corpse and I'm not slappin hard, rest assured I'll haunt your ass. Fuck a rest in peace.

Much thanks to Mikal. That demon.

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