Last night my pals and I ranked all my exes from least fuckboy to most fuckboy. That's the moment I realized that I'm sickeningly done with heterosexuality. That's it. I'm grossed out and passed all the dick. Every single one of them was a fuckboy. It depressed me into premature slumber. I'm in this bizarre stage in my life where I shudder at the memory of having a fuckboy penis inside me. Shuddering right now, as I type this.
Thousand apologies to younger me for not knowing better. For not realizing you deserve so much more than the track record of goodie guys with average dick.
The next time you see me with some dumbass Filipino guy, check if I still have a pulse. (I bet I won't).
