Given the option between a hype beast and a heroin addict, remember children, always choose the hype beast. Because even though the hype beast will annoy the shit out of you and make you cringe in embarrassment for them, at least they won't steal from you, won't NECESSARILY lie to you, and they won't be shooting up in your bathroom.
*Advice for the deceivingly average white males out there:
If you intend on ruining a 15 year old's life, just take her clothes and burn them or something. Or maybe throw a shitload of gum to get stuck in her hair. Don't do drugs in her house. That's just disrespectful.
This has been brought to you by the heroin addict of the year. The butt of every joke.
*Advice for the deceivingly average white males out there:
If you intend on ruining a 15 year old's life, just take her clothes and burn them or something. Or maybe throw a shitload of gum to get stuck in her hair. Don't do drugs in her house. That's just disrespectful.
This has been brought to you by the heroin addict of the year. The butt of every joke.
