Maybe if I eat plants and drink water...

...my life will turn around.

If I drink water regularly instead of sodas and if I eat greens instead of smoking them, I could probably wake up one day and not wish that I existed as a rock. Or a dog. Instead of being a dumbass human. Maybe I want to be a tree. Strong and tall, blowing in the wind.

Well, as long as I don't get pregnant, then I'll probably be alright and shit~